Milton and Martha

“You know, there are some jobs women are simply not cut out for. Changing the station on the television is at the top of the list, now would you give me that damn clicker!” Milton's patience was...

Happy Birthday to Me

Last week I celebrated my twenty-eighth birthday. Ever since turning twenty-one, I haven't seen birthdays as the exciting days that I used to. I suppose in my youth, each year drew me closer to the...