I like to lie to my daughter… I realize that you probably see that as a rather bold statement and probably think I’m a bit of an asshole at this point. I should probably clarify. My daughter is 6 years old and I like to tell her completely outlandish lies that go way over the top and make her question my sanity. “Who ate the rest of the ice cream?” Well, when I got up to use the potty last …
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My wife and I are in the middle of a serious debate. Which one of us is in the most discomfort, the full-term pregnant lady or the guy that has hit the gym for four consecutive days? She may be carrying around a full size baby in her womb, dealing with swollen feet, suffering through sore breasts, and all the other goodies that go along with pregnancy but hear me out. On Monday I hit the gym for the first …
As hard as I try, I can’t think of many occasions when my family sat down and played traditional party games together. Sure, we played the occasional game of Monopoly or Rummy but that was about it. Typically, when my family got together, the adults sat around the kitchen table talking and the kids either played video games or played outside. As I got older, drinking games became the norm when out with friends. These days I’m one of the …
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